Shark Week

One year when I was a kid, my neighborhood became the home of consumer-grade inflatable water slides. My parents had bought a standard inflatable water slides/a>, while our neighbors across the street had a fancier model with inflatable rings that squirted you with water as you passed under them. Another neighbor had a---

Who Doesn't Love Shark Week?

Ahh, Shark Week. That magical time of the summer when we turn on the TV and suddenly find ourselves second guessing our planned vacations to ocean-adjacent resorts. Despite Discovery Channel's best efforts to use Shark Week for educational purposes, we can't help but tense up watching a video of a Great White shark swimming around an underwater cage literally none of us would ever want to go anywhere near.

Thankfully, there are ways to enjoy a---