There are A Lot of Valentine’s Day Questions Out There
Company holiday blogs are strange. No one ever reads them, and they’re all pretty much the same. But you still have to publish them regardless; it’s nice to wish everyone a happy [insert holiday here], and it’s the thought that counts, right? But this Valentine’s Day, I really wanted to do something different. So here we are, doing something different: answering Valentine's day questions.
We use a lot of fancy high tech computer gobbledygook in our office to tell us what digital trends are emerging in the party and event rental industry. One such program helps us figure out what people are searching for on Google. So I decided to use that platform to find the most popular questions people are asking related to Valentine’s Day and answer those questions here.
I want to clarify that I am by no means an expert on relationships. I’m not a therapist, or a love guru, or a marriage counselor. I’ve never been a reality TV contestant. I’ve never written anything for Hallmark or the Lifetime network. This is by no means expert advice. Like a tarot card reader with a TV infomercial, this is for entertainment purposes only.
Okay, enough messing around. Let’s jump right in and answer some of the Internet’s most popular Valentine’s Day questions, and see how many I can get through in thirty minutes. Annnnd … GO!
When is Valentine’s Day 2019?
One year ago today. It’s 2020 now. Get with the times!
What is Valentine’s Day?
A holiday largely invented by marketing people designed to guilt trip you into treating your significant other how you should be treating them every other day of the year.
How many days until Valentine’s Day?
I mean, we’re publishing this on Valentine’s Day, so … zero days?
What to get a guy for Valentine’s Day?
Steam gift cards and pizza. Wait, do you mean guys who aren’t me? I don’t know. A wall clock with a singing fish on it? I’ve never met your significant other, I don’t really know what they’re into. Have you met your significant other? What are they into? Get them whatever that is.
How did Valentine’s Day start?
I imagine it was some advertising guys sitting in a smoke-filled room on Madison Avenue saying “You know, this post-Christmas season really stinks for sales. I wish we had a holiday right near the middle of February where people buy chocolate and flowers and rings and teddy bears, you know?”
What do for Valentine’s Day?
I didn’t “do” a typo there. This is an actual phrase 2,400 people typed into Google this month. I’m guessing they’re asking about a hairdo? Beehive. Always go with the beehive.
What is the Meaning of Valentine’s Day?
To show the people you love how much you love them. To enjoy their company and brighten their day with affection. Unless you’re single, in which case … um … eat a whole heart-shaped box of chocolate by yourself while your mom calls you and rails into you for not putting yourself out there enough?
Why do we celebrate Valentine’s Day?
Because our wives and/or girlfriends make us.
What day is Valentine’s Day on?
February 14th, except during leap years when it takes place on the 15th.
Who Invented Valentine’s Day?
Val Kilmer. It was early in his career. Like, before Top Gun.
What to get your girlfriend for Valentine’s Day?
Tickets to see the new Sonic the Hedgehog movie. Somewhere out there someone will actually heed this advice and they’ll have an amazing date because of me.
Is Valentine’s Day a holiday?
I’m at work right now, so … not so much.
How do you spell Valentine’s Day?
Exactly how you spelled it while typing that question.
What to wear on Valentine’s Day?
Clothes.
What Month is Valentine’s Day?
Whatever month we’re in right now.
What to say in a Valentine’s Day card?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m bad at rhyming but let’s go do something fun tonight okay?
How do you say “Happy Valentine’s Day” in Spanish?
Ouch, I’m not very good with Spanish. Uhh … Estoy enamorado de alguien mas? I think that’s probably right.
Is Valentine’s Day for the man or woman?
Yes. Definitely one of them. Maybe even both.
What countries celebrate Valentine’s Day?
All of the countries with television commercials, I’m guessing.
What to make for Valentine’s Day?
[Grovely voice of seduction] Looove, baby.
What is the most popular Valentine’s Day destination?
The backseat of the car, I’m guessing.
And now for our last question …
How to Celebrate Valentine’s Day?
A bottle of white? A bottle of red? Perhaps a bottle of rose instead? We’ll get a table near the street in our old familiar place. You and I, face to face. A bottle of red? A bottle of white? It all depends upon your appetite. I’ll meet you anytime you want, in our … come on, you know the words!
But seriously, happy Valentine’s Day from the team at Tent and Table! We may not be experts on romance, but we're definitely experts on party tents, commercial inflatables, folding tables and chairs, and other party and event rental equipment must-haves. Give us a call today at 1-716-832-8368 and ask us about our industry-leading financing options!